February 2011
January 2011
how kids dance today...
givemeyourpants:
rebel-scum182:lalalaalejandrax3:tssthatssosweet:
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
bahahhahahahahahahaha
YOU'RE SINGLE?!
HOLD UP!
The Jersey Shore Prayer
Now I lay me down to rest; which tshirt do you like the best? My face is tan, my hair is high, grenades are falling from the sky. Got my gel, my face is clear; Let’s go bitches, CABS ARE HEAA!
One month and two days left
and im annoyed as fuck! I tell him to call cause i have a question reguarding his child and he cant even talk to me. It fucking pathetic. You would think that after months of him treating me like shit he would begin to realize that its not okay. But no he has no respect for me. All he does is call me (cause i asked him to) and then passes the phone to his mom. I have no problem with his mom but...
Because my boobs are sagging to my knees right...
lindseyloohoo:
Hahaha we don’t want no saggy boobies!
some girl on facebook's status is "one week...
alyaae:
BAHAHA! amen! ameeeeennnnn!
Facebook..
sin-and-tonic:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
...
When you walk through a spider web
iwantyourheartsobabygiveitup:
I don't like texting first all the time.
-krischen:
I come up with all these weird conclusions such as..
I think I’m annoying them.
they don’t want to text me.
if they want to talk then they’d text me first.
they only reply back to my texts because they’d feel bad ignoring me.
they think I’m weird for always hitting them up.
etc.
Hm, maybe it’s just me /:
I'm fucking tired of you acting like you know him...
